Didn't make the cut

After our meeting with the DJ the other night, there were a few songs that unfortunately got left on the cutting room floor.

Here are a few songs that you should enjoy now because they (sadly, in some cases) will NOT be featured at the shindig.




While this song would seem to embody one of our lives, it doesn't really lend itself to slow OR fast dancing (Donny Osmond's efforts to the contrary).



First, most of the lyrics are unintelligible. Second, the few lyrics you CAN understand are "Licky boom boom down."




This song would seem to fit our "Love" themed sit-down dinner. However, we don't want people vomiting said dinner all over themselves. Thus, Barney gots ta go.



A holiday classic. That holiday just isn't the 4th of July, so we shelved it. Had our wedding been in December or January, though...




This song is just plain stupid.




See "White and Nerdy."



While this song would no doubt have everyone up and dancing and shouting the answer every time RP Jr calls out the classic question, we just didn't want to scare anyone who might think there are actual ghosts in the Depot.



Why did this one get cut? I got nothing.